becoming self aware of your breathing and blinking is the worst thing
“you don’t look depressed though”
oh yeah sorry i forgot to bring my literal dark cloud with me today
The Great Pyramids of Giza, as you’ve never seen them before — at the edge of a sprawling metropolis and the vast desert.
you’re as unsatisfying as cold french fries
I don’t really forgive people I just pretend like its ok and wait for my opportunity to destroy them
walking to the toilet after he nuts inside you
sidechick: did u see the pic?
me: what pic?
sidechick: the one of us I put on insta
when someone says their eyes change colour
would not be surprised if the CIA wanted to recruit me. I have medium knowledge of memes, know how to use calculator, and have broad shoulders. the three most important CIA skills